I thought with Ski season in full-effect and the Winter Olympics just ending, it would be fun to put out a ski-related post and the first thing that came to my mind was the funny outfits I see on the slopes each year. With this in mind, I decided to go on a quest to find the most funny and wacky ski suits I could find.
Check out what my massive search returned.
and a Van Halen T-shirt…
Ok, a lot of these are bad but what’s up with the man in pink bellbottoms?
Those are some sweet work boots and aviator sunglasses.
White ski suits blend in with the snow more than you think. Just wait until someone slams into you.
It has been scientifically proven that the more fluorescent your ski outfit is, the greater chance that you can’t ski.
Is that supposed to be some sort of camouflage?
A Cthulu ski mask…those tentacles are going to be annoying while you’re flying down the slopes
Look at those colors and the sweet front pocket!
Isn’t the Sasquatch a protected animal?
Is that a sleeping bag? You may get caught on a tree in this outfit.
Here’s one of my favorites taken from an ugly ski suit competition at the recent Igloofest in Montreal, Canada. I’m diggin’ that fannypack!
Another finalist from the Igloofest ugly ski suit competition. Is that Lady Gaga?
Why did slotted sunglasses ever go out of style?
Check out these matching ski suits.
These don’t look very warm and are probably really itchy. Good thing we aren’t in the 1930’s anymore.
Those guys are old-school. There’s nothing more stylish than tucking your pants into your boots.
First of all, it’s a one-piece. Secondly, it’s two sizes too small.
Mmmm. I love cotton candy!
Keep the Star Wars stuff at the conventions, please.
All pink and even a matching bag!
It’s like the Flash Dance of winter!
I’m surprised I don’t see more unicorn hoods on the ski slopes.
I’ve heard that this lady rarely takes her rainbow ski suit off, even during the summer months.
Why, why, why would you go skiing in jeans?
Another guy who like to ski in jeans. Not cool dude.
Solar powered ski jackets are good for the environment but plan on leaving the resort single.
Can you believe that Prince Charles wore the same ski suit for more than 20 years? That thing looks disgusting now.
“Guys, does this hat go with the neon?”
This guy is the definition of confidence.
Look at his face. I’d be mad too if someone put me in that thing. Those are a bunch dice, in case you couldn’t tell.
It doesn’t get any worse than this folks.
If you’d like to own any of these hideous ski-suits for whatever reason that might be, take a look around eBay, local yard sales, Goodwill or thrift stores. You’ll find something sure to win an ugly ski suit competition if you follow any of the fashion statements made in this article.
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